lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard, via sagesings)

squided:

it’s kinda funny watching straight guys react around a non-straight male because sometimes they’re assholes but mostly they try to be respectful and realize what they’re saying so sometimes they are all like “dude that’s so gay.  wait… sorry… no offense I didn’t mean it like that… i meant…” and it’s like bro calm down no offense taken but I find it kinda nice to see people care

ceasepool:

supersharpshooter1995:

my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met

nice

(via hxgworts)

Fortune favors the brave, dude.

(Source: marlenelauda, via stilinskis)

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via goodnight-love)


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