it’s kinda funny watching straight guys react around a non-straight male because sometimes they’re assholes but mostly they try to be respectful and realize what they’re saying so sometimes they are all like “dude that’s so gay. wait… sorry… no offense I didn’t mean it like that… i meant…” and it’s like bro calm down no offense taken but I find it kinda nice to see people care
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”